Man employs a very peculiar tactic involving a figurine to get both a raise and a bigger commission at work: ‘So for the next week and a half I randomly started removing things from my desk area (very whimsical) and finally that item’

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  • What’s the quickest way you've managed to shut down a difficult boss or coworker with a clever comeback? How did they react afterward?

    My boss told me I'd done such a great job right before Christmas that I was going to get a 2000 bonus (big deal at that
  • time), and I had the choice of choosing a 1.00 an hour raise or going up 5% on my commission. I said, why not both? You just
  • gave me a 20 minute speech about how I have enhanced the company profit and brought in more money in the last year than the last 3 before I started.. I
  • was told I couldn't get both... I wasn't clever with words. I said I'd think on it- my boss was big on
  • boss and employee talking
  • sentimental stuff as was I which was why I had this one figurine on my desk.
  • I told her one time months before, If you ever see me pack this thing up, you know I'm gone for good- Well. I took a risk. If I wasn't
  • worth both, that said something to me, so for the next week and a half I randomly started removing things from my desk area
  • person holding cardboard box on desk
  • (very whimsical) and finally that item. I showed up the next day and got called into HR and was told I had been approved
  • for a pay increase and a 5% bonus I needed to sign off on. I was then asked if I'd bring my "figurine" back. I did. and insanely
  • enough, I had a relative want to see what it was worth one day and after I took it home a massive flood happened and the
  • whole building went under. I lost all of my other sh there. That little figurine has stayed with me for like 20ish years now. (for
  • reference May 2010 Nashville Flood) My little "human bean" survived b/c I brought it home a few days before to have it's value checked out :/
  • figurine

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